Bitch and Moan Monday

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Welcome friends!!!  How is everyone this morning?  I hope you have lots to complain about, because....

For all the smack I talk, mostly via inner monologue (or on my blog, ha) because I really don't like conflict or hurting people I like, I'm generally a happy person. When I am stressed out, bummed out, or just plain pissed off, I really do try to keep it to myself. I like my blog to be a place of positivity...you catch more flies with honey, right? Well, sometimes you just have to let it out. So that's what made me think of Bitch and Moan Monday. Share your complaints, leave it here, and move on to a great week!!


OH MAN.  I am so full of the bitches and moans, but I really can't talk about it here or I will get myself into BIG trouble.  Why didn't I use a pseudonym again?  I would have SO much more material if I could be anonymous.  Hmmmmm.....

Their charming sweet looks can be deceiving. 

One thing I've noticed is that the lack of sleep to asshole ratio in children is totally exponential.  The less sleep they get, the less sleep they continue to get, which directly correlates to level of ridiculousness.  We took the three hour drive to my family's hometown Friday night, leaving around the girls bedtime.  Would have been perfect, except we had to stop for gas 20 minutes in, waking them up and ensuring they would stay up for the rest of the drive.  We got to my brother's house, got settled, and they proceeded to stay awake until 1:30 AM! And woke up at 7:30 AM!  (These are the kids that usually sleep 10-12 hours straight through.)  Needless to say, this weekend was a LONG one.  Throw in some Easter candy, and seriously, they are lucky they didn't end up listed on sale on Craigslist.  They slept all the way home last night, then went straight to bed and didn't get up until 9 this morning.  And check that out...they are sitting right here next to me, having a tea party with their babies, no assholishness in sight.  I need to have Mr. Floren come up with come up with an algorithm detailing this correlation and I could be rich, I tell you, rich!  Bwah ha ha ha ha.  And apparently lack of sleep in Mommies directly relates to the level of dorkiness they show on their blogs.  Awesome.

So, what's got you crabby this morning?  Sick of the rain?  Did the Easter Bunny not leave you exactly what you were hoping for?  Are your kids a shining example of the less sleep to jerk ratio?  Tell me all about it in the comments.  Or if you are a blogger, grab the button, write your own post, come back and link up and I will tweet your post out to all of my friends!