My weekly recap is up at TVgasm!

It's Friday, so you know what that means!  My alter ego, HappyHousewife, has her latest recap of Fantasia For Real posted at TVgasm.com.  She's totally taking one for the team, watching this crap and dishing it out funny so you don't have to sit through it!

This week on Fantasia For Real: To actually add some much needed entertainment to this, the lamest of all reality shows, Fantasia is asked to read something out loud.

Y'all, that's just mean!!!

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! I must say thank you for even showing up to read this recap...lord knows if I wasn't on house arrest so tired I would be up out of this bitch and doing something worthwhile...because this show is definitely not worthwhile. I've watched a lot of really shitty reality TV in my time and this show almost takes the cake. The thing about low quality reality shows is that there is usually a lot of drama to make up for it. This one? Not so much. I think the production staff is buying from Weenie too, because I could barely keep my eyes open for the entire 19 minutes. And I even waited to take my nighttime meds until after we're done here.

Gayface has decided that a life coach is in order for Fanny. He thinks a coach can help her figure out her priorities and focus more on herself rather than the 294 cockroaches she has living off of her. I think Candy Finnigan from Intervention would be of much more use to Fanny here-put down the pipe! Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

The life coach seems decent enough, well dressed, well spoken. She sits Fanny down and asks her if there is something in particular that is challenging her right now. Fanny, of course, brings up the Teeny Weenie situation. She explains that she did not put him out to terminate their relationship as brother and sister, she did it to teach him how to stand up on his own two feet and take responsibility for himself.

We. Get. It. How many more times are we going to have to rehash this thing? We may be dumb enough to be watching a VH1 show that isn't Rock of Love, but we are smart enough to have picked up on your intentions the first eight times you explained them, Fantasia. We. Get. It. Life Coach explains that to her, it doesn't seem like Fanny is struggling so much with her decision to throw Weenie out as much as she is struggling with the relationship itself-then asks her why she needs to have this relationship in the first place.

Hmmm. If she is just asking that question to delve further into Fanny's shallow, shallow psyche then I totally understand. If she is asking in a passive aggressive way, i.e. questioning why Fanny needs her brother in her life, then I totally disagree. Yes, in certain rare damaging circumstances it is necessary to cut a family member out of your life, but if their biggest offense is just a superior level of douchedom, then I don't think you need to go to such extremes. Then again, I could be reading into this WAY too far-it is only Fantasia For Real, after all. You see? This is what happens when I recap sober-I actually make sense. And sound smart. And think about things. Recap FAIL......

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