Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! What better time than a lazy Sunday afternoon to get caught up on all the latest celebrity gossip? Forget cleaning, tune out the football, and get ready to dish the good stuff!
Yes, the above picture is of Miley Cyrus, and her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth. And yes, she is still underage, and her boyfriend is 19. I'm sorry, but I would smack the shit out of my daughter if I caught her rolling around on some beach with a guy. I'm realistic, I know that 17 year old girls are going to make out with their boyfriends. Trust me, I remember being 17 very well. But to publicly flaunt the statutory rape that is obviously going on? Wow. I'm not even disgusted with Miley...it's her parents I have a major problem with. Any 17 year old, given the fame and money and opportunites she's been given, is going to do exactly what she has done. It is up to her parents to rein her in and teach her right from wrong. I actually feel bad for the poor kid...I think her parents are too busy sucking up all the benefits of her fame to even care how she turns out in the end.
Whoa, Mimi. Or like the boys used to call me in elementary school, MooMoo. Homegirl must have still been celebrating the New Year this week....not only did she show up at the Palm Springs Film Festival trashed and gave quite the acceptance speech, she then waddled up on stage at the People's Choice Awards drunk or high (or both) and was a hot mess. Look at her eyes in that pic! Girlfriend is feeling no pain. Do you think she was just celebrating her award wins or do you think she has a substance abuse problem?
Speaking of the People's Choice Awards, here are my picks for fashion winners (all images via Crazy Days and Nights, thank you):
Taylor Swift, a total win here. Even though she's legal, she's not totally a woman yet and she rides that line so gracefully. This is gorgeous, sophisticated, yet completely age-appropriate. She followed the golden rule, either show ta-tas OR legs, not both, and she does it in a classy, beautiful way. Well done.
Hot Stuff! This is Lea Michele, aka, Rachel on Glee. I almost didn't recognize her at first! While I'm not a huge fan of the dress (little cocktail dresses + pockets = not a match made in heaven) the color and her overall look (hair, makeup, shoes, and eff-me eyes) is totally smoking and exactly what she needs to set herself apart from her character.
Olivia Wilde, the most gorgeous creature to ever star on House. (Sorry, Cameron.) All this chick has to do is show up to be the hottest girl in the room, but I think she knocked it out of the park with this dress. I love the above the knee party-dress hemline, the slight poof, the fifties aura without going too prom-my. Love.
You can stop holding your breath now, because of course it wouldn't be a gossip post without the week's juiciest blind items. My guesses:
via StarMagazine – Which bottle-blonde reality TV star has been nipping her dogs’ meds? The pooches were prescribed anti anxiety pills by a vet, but Mommy says they do wonders for her too.
Let's analyze our clues here. Reality TV star, bottle-blonde, known for dogs...the obvious choice would be Paris Hilton. However, I'm not thinking. Not only do people finally not care about PH anymore, I also think she's a natural blonde...when I hear "bottle blonde," I don't think Parisite. I think Aubrey O'Day. Also, Paris may be a whore but she doesn't strike me as a pill popper...but Aubs most certainly does. What do you think?
via BlindGossip – Party crashers aren’t the only ones creating stress at the White House. A certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out that the age on her driver’s license didn’t match up to the background check. She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future events. We don’t know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite a few years older than he thought she was.
Oh, this is easy, I knew the answer before I was even done reading the blind. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Catherine Zeta-Jones. Rumors of her age switch have been all over the gossip rags for years. Hints: "she gave them a big song and dance" = Chicago. And I bet Michael Douglas was pissed. Not only does he like 'em young, he got so much crap for marrying a woman 25 years younger than him...when she was really only 15 years younger! She is SO gorgeous, but I hear that she definitely looks older than her purported age of 40 now.
That's all the juice for now...don't forget to check out the highlights of the week from In Through The Out Door as well....we're Marching for Babies, I had an Epiphany, and the Freebie Friday is a beautiful handcrafted Faux Bois choker from Livvy Loo Boutique!
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