Happy Holidays, folks! While I adore this time of year, I could use a respite from shopping, wrapping, hearing another lame Muzak version of Jingle Bells and screaming, "If you do not stop hitting your sister RIGHT THIS MINUTE, I will call Santa and tell him to skip our house!!!" So what better way to escape the real world than with some celebrity gossip?
I was SO saddened to hear of Brittany Murphy's passing on Sunday morning, but unfortunately, I wasn't totally surprised. I've always thought she was cute and funny, who my age didn't love her in Clueless? She was also great in 8 Mile, Uptown Girls, and Spun....that's how you should sleep off your overdose of Christmas candy and eggnog, spend Saturday in your jammies watching these flicks if you haven't yet. Uptown Girls is totally family friendly, however, 8 Mile and Spun are definitely not.
I say I wasn't surprised because rumors of purported eating disorders and drug use have been swirling around the gossip blogs forever. Not to mention her loser wannabe husband who I'm sure was more than happy to enable her right into the ground to keep the cash flow coming.
I googled "loser wannabe husband" and this was the fifth image result.
It's been a week of divorces....The Gosselins are finally, officially, done (thank goodness, hopefully Kate has really pulled her head out and she and those poor kids can start to put their lives back together with a little less douchiness involved) as well as LeAnn Rimes and her soon to be ex, Flamboyant McGayface (Dean Sheremet). Theirs won't be finalized for six months, but apparently they have already hammered out their settlement so nothing in the divorce will be contested-aka, LeAnn wrote a very, very large check.
Now, for the best part of celebrity gossip....the blind items. For those who aren't familiar with them, oftentimes celebrity gossip columnists will get a juicy, nasty piece of gossip, but can't just come out and say it due to the fear of being sued, blackballed, etc. So instead, they package it up as a blind item for us to guess the goodness! The best of this week:
via PopBitch – Which sometime emaciated Hollywood A-lister is demanding that her people step up her arrangement with her current actor beau so that they get engaged quite soon, to help with publicity for her next movie? While he went along with the contracted relationship quite happily his star is rising fast enough for him to have second thoughts about the next step.
Duh. Renee Zellweger (aka Squinty) and Bradley Cooper. Homeboy's gorgeous, but needs to become one with the fact that he plays for the other team. And she should change her title from Academy Award Winning Actress to Professional Beard for Hire.
via LaineyGossip – Which recently singled d*bag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.
A-Fraud and Kate Hudson, obviously. Steroids are bad, kids!!! So are the Yankees! They will take a perfectly good piece of ass and turn him into a shrunken sacked douchebag!
Whoa! The thing I love about celeb gossip...I feel so normal when I'm done reading! If you want to check out more great blind items and juicy celebrity gossip, go take a peek at some of my favorite sites: Crazy Days and Nights, Blind Gossip, E! Online, and Lainey Gossip.
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